I have the crunchiest of headaches. Damn this rainy weather. I've been hunting for the perfect spoon so I could well, spoon my eye outta my skull.

Dammit. I should go home, but I'm medicated (to get rid of the drum routine that's currently going on in my head) and I think driving would be a challenge. So yes, in other words, I'm trapped in the office. Re-reading that, I realise that's one of those scary lines. Y'know, along the lines of something out of Towering Inferno. Yes. THAT scary.

Heh. I'm gonna go and put my head down on my desk and see if the minions will leave me the fuck alone.

But before I go, something to ponder: Why is it that when you obviously have a veddy bad headache, everyone must SCREAM at you? The fuck? I have a headache, not sudden deafness! Keep it down, fucknut.